A Spot of Humor in Dark Times - Jews were here first!

An example of oratory and political skill, reportedly on occasion at a UN Assembly.

Benjamin Netanyahu apparently said:

"Before I begin my speech, I want to tell you something new about Moses. (Everyone was very curious).

When Moses struck the rock with his staff and water came out of it, he immediately thought:

“What a good opportunity to take a shower!”

He took off his clothes, left them next to the rock and went into the water.

When he had finished and wanted to get dressed, the clothes were gone!

"The Palestinians had stolen it!" Moses exclaimed.

 The president of Iran stood up angrily and shouted:

"What a wild lie! There were no Palestinians at that time", and all the Palestinians present agreed with loud applause.

The Prime Minister of Israel then smiled and stated:

"Very well... now that it is clear who arrived first in the territory and who the invaders were, I can finally begin my speech..."